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Uingereza, Uingereza, Uingereza!
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Iligunduliwa na Sir Henry Uingereza mnamo 16-010.
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Iliuzwa kwa Ujerumani mwaka mmoja baadaye
kwa pfennig na ahadi ya busu.
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Iliharibiwa mnamo 1830-42
na kujengwa upya wiki moja baadaye na mtu.
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Hili tunajua. Habari.
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Lakini vipi kuhusu watu wa Uingereza?
Nani hao? kufanya nini? Na kwa nini?
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Ndani ya 10 Downing Street, Waziri Mkuu
anafanya mkutano na Kansela.
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Ninaposema ''Waziri Mkuu'',
Simaanishi Waziri Mkuu halisi.
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Ninamaanisha tu mtu huyo kutoka kwa ''Buffy''.
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Kwa hivyo, kimsingi, bajeti inapitishwa, sivyo?
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Ndio, ingawa unaweza kupenda kutazama
kwenye ripoti ya kundi-lengwa ambayo imepitia.
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Je! unayo hiyo, Sebastian?
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Lo! Hiyo inapaswa kufanya usomaji wa kuvutia,
Waziri Mkuu (!)
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- Je!
- Ndiyo.
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Ingawa lazima niseme, Robert,
Ninahisi kudhoofishwa badala yake
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kwamba unajiweka mbali mara kwa mara
kutoka kwangu hadharani.
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Ikiwa utasimama dhidi yangu
kwa uongozi jitokeze useme hivyo.
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Ndiyo!
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Waziri Mkuu, ikiwa na wakati nina matarajio
kwa uongozi, wewe utakuwa wa kwanza kujua.
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- Ndio, sawa (!)
- Asante, Sebastian.
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- Ndio, lakini, unajua, ana sura mbili.
- Ndiyo, asante.
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Nilisikia ulikuwa na mkutano wa faragha
na Waziri wa Mambo ya Ndani ya Nchi asubuhi ya leo.
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- Swali la uongozi halijawahi kutokea.
- Oh, wewe ng'ombe uongo!
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- Sebastian!
- Sijui unakasirishwa na nini.
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- Umma hautampigia kura.
- Kwa nini sivyo?
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Naam, angalia wewe!
Una uzito kupita kiasi, unapoteza nywele zako.
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Waziri Mkuu ni mrembo.
Kweli, nisingejua, lakini yuko.
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Labda kama ningesimama,
ingehusu sera, sio uwasilishaji.
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- Kwa hivyo umesimama?
- Sikusema hivyo.
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Jaribu tu, jaribu tu!
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Ikiwa lazima ujue, NITAsimama.
Nitalitangaza Bungeni kesho.
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Sebastian, ungependa
ili kumuonyesha aliyekuwa Kansela sasa?
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Toka nje!
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Hiyo ilionyesha yake! Kweli, tutakuhifadhi
manicure, pedicure, usoni, kazi!
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Hapa tuko maofisini
ya wakala wa maonyesho Jeremy Rent.
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Nilikuwa na wakala mara moja
kabla sijafanya kosa la kumnyonga.
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Samahani, lakini Richard O'Sullivan hafanyi hivyo
toka kitandani kwa chini ya �50. Siku njema!
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Ah, Dennis! Ingia, moyo mpendwa.
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Inapendeza kukuona. Chukua kiti.
Nina habari nzuri.
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- Nimekupa ice cream.
- Ah, asante.
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Lo, yako inaonekana kubwa kuliko yangu.
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Hapana, ni saizi sawa.
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Hata hivyo, nimepata faksi asubuhi ya leo
kutoka kwa filamu za Euston.
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Sasa, iko wapi?
Je, unaweza kushikilia hii kwa muda, tafadhali?
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- Hapa sisi ni.
- Sidhani kama naweza kuishikilia kwa muda mrefu zaidi.
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Ipige tu chini.
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''Sonia Chance, mkuu mpya wa ITV, ana
aliomba mfululizo mpya wa 'Minder' kwa ajili ya spring.
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''Je, Dennis atapendezwa?''
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sitaki tena.
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Loo, vema, toa tu hapa.
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Nimefanya mzunguko wa pete. George Cole yuko kwenye meli
na wanazungumza na watu wa Dave the Barman.
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Lo, hiyo ni nzuri. Wanataka niweke nyota ndani yake,
andika wimbo wa mada, imba wimbo wa mada?
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Kweli, ndio, nadhani wanafanya.
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Wanapenda sana.
Sonia Chance amekuwa akinipigia simu asubuhi nzima.
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- (PETE ZA SIMU)
- Hiyo labda itakuwa yake sasa.
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Habari...? Sonia!
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- Ndio, yuko hapa.
- Acha nizungumze naye.
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Kupita wewe juu.
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Habari, Sonia?
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Oh, hivyo unataka mimi
kurudia jukumu langu kama Terry McCann?
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Andika wimbo wa mada, imba wimbo wa mada?
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Hapana, asante. Nimesonga mbele.
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Hayo ni mabasi, lakini, hata hivyo,
katika upasuaji wake huko Darkley Noone,
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Daktari Alburn anamchunguza mmoja wa wagonjwa wake.
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Sawa, Vicky, unaweza kuvaa tena nguo.
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Sasa, baada ya kukutazama vizuri,
ni dhahiri kwangu utambuzi ni nini.
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Nimepata lurgy. Ndiyo.
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Nilijua kwa sababu sote tulikuwa kwenye ukumbi wa michezo
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na Kelly akaruka kwenye Destiny na kutua kidogo
katika nywele zangu kwa sababu Kelly anachukia Destiny.
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Destiny alimwambia Warren kwamba Kelly anaweka pedi sidiria yake.
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Nathan aliweka mkono wake pale chini
na kuvuta begi la Jelly Tots.
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Lo...
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Hapana, Vicky, lazima nikuambie,
kweli una mimba ya miezi minane.
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Hapana, unaweza kupata mimba tu
kwa kukaa katika maji ya kuoga ya mtu mwingine.
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Ikiwa mtu yeyote ni mjamzito, ni kwa sababu ya Jo Rowley
aliuweka mkono wake chini kwenye sehemu ya chini ya wimbo wa Ashley.
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Kweli, wewe ni mjamzito, kwa hivyo lazima uwe na
kujamiiana miezi minane iliyopita.
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Hapana lakini, ndio lakini, hapana lakini, ndio lakini, hapana lakini,
ndio lakini, hapana lakini, ndio lakini, hapana lakini, ndio lakini ...
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Hapana, kwa sababu mbali na hiyo wakati mmoja
miezi minane iliyopita, mimi ni bikira kamili.
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- Kwa hivyo umefanya ngono angalau mara moja?
- Ndio, kama utani!
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Mungu, hii ni kama kurudi shuleni!
Unamfahamu Trish?
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- Trish nani?
- Trish. Trish Trish.
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- Trish. Rochelle na Trish?
- Hapana.
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Yeye hana chochote cha kufanya nayo.
Yeye hata hakuwepo!
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Alithubutu Melody asingeweza kumwita Hubba
Bubba mbali na Darren, lakini Darren hana pubes.
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Vicky, ningekushauri sana kwa ajili hiyo
mtoto wako kuacha kuvuta sigara na kunywa pombe.
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Siwezi kuamini umesema hivyo tu! Nilivuta sigara
kama mara moja kwa miaka miwili nilipokuwa kama tisa.
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Ninakunywa tu kupunguza maumivu
maisha yangu yasiyo na maana, kwa hivyo uko nje ya utaratibu!
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Kweli, nitafanya nini
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nitakuelekeza
kwa Kitengo chetu cha akina Mama Vijana katika Hospitali ya Jiji.
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Itabidi utoke huko chini mchana huu.
Je, kuna mtu anayeweza kuongozana nawe?
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Simuulizi Shelley kwa sababu yeye ni mtukutu!
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Sawa, mtu mwingine. Labda mama yako?
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HUYO NI mama yangu.
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Huko Hamham, mwanariadha wa zamani wa Olimpiki 0 Denver Mills
imehifadhiwa ili kutoa hotuba baada ya chakula cha jioni.
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- ..imefunikwa kabisa ...
- Ihifadhi kwa hotuba, Denver.
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- Hutaki kuipitia kwanza?
- Hapana, ninakuamini. Nitakutambulisha tu.
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Kimya kidogo, mabibi na mabwana.
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Hiyo ni pamoja na wewe, Detective Inspekta Willow!
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(KICHEKO)
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Sawa, ni wakati wa kukutambulisha
kwa mgeni rasmi msemaji wetu wa jioni.
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Huenda umemwona
kwenye ''Wanafikiri Yote Yamekwisha''.
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Tafadhali itoe kwa mshindi wa medali ya fedha ya Olimpiki,
Denver Mills!
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(MAKOFI)
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Jioni, wote!
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Ni vizuri kuwa hapa. Unajua, nilipokuwa
kijana, mimi daima ndoto ya kwenda katika nguvu.
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Lakini labda kuwa mwanariadha wa Olimpiki
sio tofauti sana na kuwa afisa wa polisi.
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Kwanza kabisa, sisi sote tunapata mazoezi mengi
kukimbia baada ya watu weusi.
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Tofauti ni mimi kuwapiga baadhi yangu.
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Namaanisha kuwakamata,
usiwapige kama wewe!
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Nitaenda tu.
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Samahani.
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Kwa kuwa uvutaji wa sigara
imekuwa lazima,
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wanahabari nchini Uingereza wameimarika.
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Hivi sasa, unajua
ni siku ya kuzaliwa ya Declan inakuja.
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- WHO?
- Declan, ndugu yako.
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- Ndio, najua.
- Ni siku yake ya kuzaliwa. Inabidi umpatie kadi.
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- Je, unaweza kuona yoyote unayopenda?
- Nataka hiyo.
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- Huyo?
- Ndio.
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- Hiyo inasema ''Kwa huruma kubwa''.
- Ndio, najua.
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Hiyo ndiyo unamtuma mtu
wakati mtu amekufa.
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Nataka huyo.
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Sina hakika kuwa Declan atakuwa hivyo.
Itatuma ujumbe usio sahihi.
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Declan anapenda boti za meli.
Kwa nini tusipate moja na boti za meli?
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Nataka huyo!
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Huyu ana mashua ya kusafiria.
Anapenda boti za meli.
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Huyo!
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Je, una uhakika kuwa hii ndiyo kadi
unataka kumtumia Declan kwa siku yake ya kuzaliwa?
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Ndio, ndio, ndio!
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Ni siku yake ya kuzaliwa, hajafa!
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Wakati huo huo, kiongozi wa kozi ya ''FatFighters'' Marjorie
Dawes ameingia kwenye duka lake kuu la ndani
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kuchukua chache...na ''mondries''
na ''tuesdries'' na ''wednesdries''.
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Oh, jambo!
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- Samahani, ninakujua?
- Ninakuja kwa ''FatFighters''.
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Oh, ndiyo, Paulo, sivyo?
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Samahani, watu wengi huja darasani
kwamba siwezi kukumbuka kila mtu.
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- Je, hii ni yako?
- Eh?
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Hapana, hapana. Hii ni trolley yangu hapa.
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Oh, jambo! Jina lake nani?
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Mtoto.
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Lo!
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- Hii itakuwa na kalori nyingi!
- Ndio, ni kwa mtoto.
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Hata hivyo, haya yote ni nini? Eh? Oh, mpenzi!
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- Tumepata mguu wako wa Achilles, sivyo?
- Ni upau wa Tracker tu.
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- ''Baa ya Kufuatilia tu!'' Kwa nini najisumbua?
- Kweli, nitairudisha, basi.
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Usije kwa ''FatFighters'' ikiwa unajaza tu
uso wako wakati mgongo wangu umegeuzwa!
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Ikiwa ndivyo unavyohisi, labda nisije.
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Hapana, fanya. Tunahitaji kuweka nambari juu.
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- Sawa. Kwaheri, basi.
- Kwaheri.
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Habari, Marjorie.
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Habari, Meera.
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Sio yangu.
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Mwanaume mwingine aliziweka pale au... sijui.
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Uskoti ni mahali pazuri pa kuchukua likizo
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na hushinda tuzo mara kwa mara
''Sehemu bora zaidi ya likizo ya Uskoti''.
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(Mlio wa NGURUMO)
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Basi nini kilitokea?
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Ilikuwa Jumapili mchana na tulikuwa
wote walikaa pande zote wakitazama sanduku la telly.
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- Tulikuwa tunatazama nini, watoto?
- ''Video ya Uchi.''
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Kipindi cha ''Video Uchi Vichekesho''.
Sprites walikuwa wakizungumza na kucheka.
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Na kisha ghafla, pfff ...!
Yote yalikuwa giza katika Ufalme wa Sprites.
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- Skrini ilikufa?
- Ndiyo!
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''Amka, sprites!'' Nililia
na kujaribu kuwajaribu kama hivyo.
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(INACHEZA TUNA: ''WIMBO WA NDEGE'')
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O, tokeni, enyi sprites, enyi sprites watukutu!
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(INACHEZA TUNA)
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- Na hiyo haikufanya kazi?
- Ningependa kusema ndiyo.
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Lakini, kwa bahati mbaya, jibu ni hapana.
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Una muunganisho usiofaa. Ijaribu sasa.
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Argh! Ni mchawi mwenyewe!
Ondosha macho yako, watoto!
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Anaingia kwenye chumba na kwa bajeti
ya �500 pekee, anaifanya ''transform-ed''.
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Ni kweli bwana wa sanaa nyeusi.
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(ANACHEZA KUMBUKA YA KUTELELEZA)
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Kweli, ulisema una TV nyingine
ulitaka niangalie.
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Ndiyo. 'Ni jambo la kushangaza.
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Mchana, ni mkali, lakini usiku,
'ni mweusi kama kofia ya mtu mweusi.
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Hiyo ni dirisha. Unajua hilo, sivyo?
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Ye-e-es.
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Daktari wa magonjwa ya akili Dk Lawrence anaishi na watoto wake
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katika jumba hili la kupendeza la zamani
hapa katika Kijiji cha Flatley.
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Itazame tu! Uzuri ulioje!
Ningependa kuwa na moja kama hiyo.
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Sasa, tuna mgeni maalum
kuja kukaa nasi wikendi hii
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ambaye anaishi katika hospitali ambayo Baba anafanya kazi.
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Jina lake ni Anne na tunapaswa kuwa
ziada maalum nzuri kwake, OK?
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-Mh! Mh! Mh!
- Sema hello kwa Anne.
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- Habari.
- Habari.
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Mh! Mh! Mh! Mh! Mh! Mh!
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Yeye ni mzuri, sivyo? Hmm?
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Ndiyo, Anne anapenda samaki wa dhahabu. Anaonekana
baada ya ile ya hospitali. Si wewe?
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Hapa sisi kwenda. Anne amekuchorea picha.
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Sema asante.
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Asante.
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Usiguse katikati yake.
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Nimerudi katika Ulimwengu wa DIY, Des Kaye anafanya kazi kwa bidii.
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- Samahani. Barbeque ziko wapi?
- Karibu na ...
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- Ndiyo!
- Robin Dee.
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Je, kila kitu kimeishaje kwa Watoto? naona
Mapacha wa Bubble wanajifanyia vyema.
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- Ndio, bado inavutia watazamaji.
- Hii ndiyo ndefu zaidi waliyopata.
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Dicky Bubble!
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Habari, Des!
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Lo, kwa hivyo nyinyi wawili hutokea tu kuwa
katika duka moja siku hiyo hiyo.
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Lo, ni sadfa iliyoje!
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Hapana. Sisi ni wanandoa.
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- Talaka yangu ilikuja.
- Oh, hivyo wewe tu ... Oh.
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Je, unafanya kazi hapa sasa, Des?
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(PA) Des Kaye kwenye chumba cha kuhifadhia, tafadhali.
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Hapana.
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Lazima uje kwa mkutano wakati fulani.
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Oh, erm, kwa kweli nimepata show kubwa mpya
katika maendeleo ya ITV.
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Naam, uh, bahati nzuri nayo.
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Cheerio, Des.
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Lakini ikiwa una pesa ...
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Asante.
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Wawili hao ni wezi wa duka.
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Jua linapotua kusini mwa Uingereza, kwa wale
kaskazini, siku ndiyo inaanza.
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Sawa. Nina vipeperushi hapa.
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Sasa, hebu tuangalie
na uone unapotaka kwenda.
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Yule.
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- Unataka kwenda huko?
- Ndio, huyo.
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- Kweli, hiyo ni Helsinki.
- Ndio, najua.
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- Unataka kwenda Helsinki?
- Ndio.
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Tunayo vipeperushi vingi hapa.
Bado hatujaangalia.
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Tunaweza kwenda Roma au Barcelona au Florida.
Unaweza kwenda Florida kwa bei nafuu sana sasa.
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Helsinki.
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Lakini ulisema Ufini ilikuwa na ubora wa maudlin kwake
na haikufaa kama mahali pa likizo.
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- Ndio, najua.
- Unataka kwenda wapi?
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- Helsinki.
- Unashikamana na Helsinki?
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Helsinki.
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Nataka kwenda Florida!
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Katika shule ya Kelsey Grammar,
Bw Cleeves yuko bize kuchukua rejista.
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- Unman.
- Hapa.
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- Wittering.
- Hapa.
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Na Zigo, hayupo.
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Haraka, njoo pamoja.
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Asante.
Pointi chache tu kutoka kwa mwalimu mkuu.
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Wavulana wowote waliosaini safari ya shule
kwa mwezi wanahitaji kulipa amana yao ifikapo Ijumaa.
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Hiyo ni �5.
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Uuzaji wa kuleta na kununua siku ya Jumapili
katika maegesho ya gari iliinua zaidi ya pauni milioni 36
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kwa njaa ya Ethiopia. Umefanya vizuri.
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''Minewhile'', katika ofisi hizo
wa Kampuni ya Royal Shakespeare...
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- Je, umempata Mvulana wako?
- Samahani, wewe ni nani?
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- Tulikutumia barua.
- Je!
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Ndiyo, tulifanya. Raif alitaka kukaguliwa
kwa upande wa Boy katika ''Henry V''.
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- Ninaogopa tumetupa sehemu hiyo sasa.
- Najua.
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Labda anaweza kutufanyia majaribio msimu ujao.
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- Hujawahi hata kujibu.
- Kweli? Jina lako ni nani?
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- Zungumza.
- Ralph.
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- Mvua.
- Raif Patterson.
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Naam, ni sera yetu kujibu barua zote.
Nitaona tu ikiwa tunayo kwenye faili.
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Ndiyo. Hii hapa.
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Lazima niseme tulidhani ni...mwisho.
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Kwa nini hivyo?
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- ''Mpenzi Mwanaharamu ...''
- Kujaribu tu kupata mawazo yako!
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''Jina langu ni Ralph...Raif Patterson
na mimi ndiye mwigizaji bora zaidi duniani.''
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Ndio, tulifanya toy na ''ever ever'', lakini
hatukutaka ajione kuwa mwenye kiburi.
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''Huenda umeniona ndani
'The Demon Headmaster'.'' Ulikuwa katika hilo?
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- Nilikuwa na mstari.
- Endelea, fanya, fanya!
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- Habari.
- Nilikuambia kuwa alikuwa mzuri.
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Nilikuambia kuwa yeye ni mzuri!
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''Siku zote nimependa tamthilia za Shakespeare na
Nimefurahi kusikia ameandika mpya.
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''Ningekuwa...'' Hiyo inasema nini?
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''..kipaji...''
Samahani, ni ngumu sana kuandika kwenye damu.
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''Ningekuwa Kijana mwenye kipaji ndani yake
au hata Henry V mwenyewe.''
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Mabano - ''Je, uliona
'Bodger na Badger''- funga mabano.
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Unaona, tulikuwa na kila wakati
Jonathan Pryce mahali pa Mfalme.
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Yeye? Yeye ni Mchina, sivyo?
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''Nipe kazi hii, wewe shit.
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''Wako mwaminifu, Raif Paterson.''
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Je, ni ndiyo sasa au ni lazima nimnyonge
nje ya dirisha?
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Ndiyo... Usiwe na sandwichi zote, Emma.
Anne anaweza kupenda baadhi.
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Mh! Mh! Mh!
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Asante, Anne.
Sasa jisaidie kwa sandwichi na keki.
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- Hizo ni mayai na hizo ni tuna.
-Mh! Mh! Mh!
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Hiyo ni kweli, hiyo ni yai.
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-Mh! Mh! Mh!
- Na hiyo ni tuna.
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-Mh! Mh! Mh!
- (PETE ZA SIMU YA MKONONI)
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Habari...? Niko kwenye nyumba ya mtu kwa dakika.
Je, ninaweza kukupigia simu tena? Ni mkorofi kidogo.
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SAWA. Sawa. Kwaheri.
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Mh! Mh! Mh!
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(ANACHEZA KIPANDE CHA UPOLE)
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Lo, umesahau kuweka video ya ''Chumba 101''!
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(ANACHEZA KUMBUKA KUU) Pole!
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Hapa ni nyumbani kwa mwandishi wa riwaya za mapenzi
Dame Sally Markham.
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Vitabu nchini Uingereza vimekuwa hivi karibuni
shukrani maarufu sana kwa uvumbuzi wa kusoma.
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"Ndiyo," Geraldine alilia. ''Nitakuoa.''
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''Nitafanya, nitafanya!''
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Mwisho.
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Kurasa ngapi?
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Kumi na mbili.
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Oh.
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''Je, unaijua Biblia?'' Alisema Bwana Harper.
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"Hapana," alisema Geraldine.
''Sijawahi hata kusikia.''
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''Ni nzuri sana,'' alisema Bwana Harper.
''Ngoja nikusomee''.
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''Sawa, basi,'' alisema Geraldine.
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''Sura ya Kwanza. Mwanzo.
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''Hapo mwanzo
Mungu aliumba Mbingu na Nchi.''
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Utapata Biblia iliyobaki kwenye rafu,
Bi Grace. Niamshe ukimaliza.
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Katika chumba hiki cha bodi huko Gore,
mkutano unafanyika.
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Chumba hakionekani kuwa kichocho kwangu.
Inaonekana ya kustaajabisha.
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Mauzo yameshuka, lakini sina wasiwasi sana...
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Hapa kuna moja kwa ajili yako! Nutty Nut Karanga!
301
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Karanga halisi zilizofunikwa ndani ... Subiri!
302
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Karanga! Vipi kuhusu hilo kwa wanaoanza?
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Eh, huu ni mkutano wa faragha.
304
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Nimekuwa tu kwenye duka kubwa na yako
nafaka haziuzwi. Kuna masanduku ya 'em!
305
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,800
Ikiwa una mawazo yoyote,
yaandike tu na uwatume.
306
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Nick, cheza haki. Kijana aliingia na wachache
mawazo. Ameonyesha juhudi na juhudi.
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- Wacha tumsikie.
- Asante, babu.
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Suga Poofs. Mashoga waliogandishwa na sukari.
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Inavutia.
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Graeme ya dhahabu. Dr Graeme Garden
kata juu na kufunikwa katika dhahabu ladha.
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- Sina uhakika.
- Watoto wa Coco.
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Mbwa wa mbwa wa kweli walipigwa na chokoleti.
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Si kwa ajili yetu.
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Kwa wanaojali afya kati yenu,
vipi kuhusu tufaha?
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Siwezi kuiona kwa kweli.
316
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- Rice Krispies.
- Hapana.
317
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,400
Er, kipande cha toast?
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- Hapana.
- Kiingereza kamili?
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Hiki sicho tunachotafuta.
Tutashukuru ikiwa ...
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Je, nikikuambia naweza kuvumbua nafaka hiyo
ingemfanya kila mtu aliyekula kuwa mrembo?
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- Unaweza?
- Hapana.
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- Ondoka!
- Ulimsikia. Nje!
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Ni siku ya huzuni katika gorofa ya Andy
na Lou anakuwa mpole awezavyo naye.
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Unajua ni mazishi ya Maria leo, sivyo?
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Ndio, najua.
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Afadhali tuweke kwenye suti yako nadhifu,
hatupaswi?
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Ndiyo.
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Maria ni nani?
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Maria ni mwanamke mzuri
ambaye alikutunza kabla hajaugua sana.
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Ndio, najua.
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Wacha tuachane na haya.
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Oh, basi kwenda!
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Ni kafuli kama nini!
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Sijui Maria alikabiliana vipi
peke yake miaka yote hiyo!
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Sawa... Wacha tuvae hizi suruali nadhifu.
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Mguu mmoja...
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Mguu mbili.
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Haya basi.
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Lo, ni kazi ngumu!
Kweli, wacha tutafute mkanda mzuri.
340
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Unataka kuonekana mwerevu,
mpe send-off nzuri.
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Utumaji mzuri, ndio.
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Ah!
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Huyu ndiye Maria alikununulia.
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Ndiyo. Maria ni nani?
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Kama ungependa kununua mafumbo ya jigsaw
na vipande vilivyokosa au bidhaa za umeme zisizofaa,
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basi kwa nini usibonyeze chini
kwa duka lako la hisani?
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- Samahani.
- Ndiyo?
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00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:18,700
Je! unajua kama kuna mtu alikufa katika hili?
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sijui. Sikuweza kusema, samahani.
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Hii ni nzuri sana.
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Ndiyo, ni rangi ya kupendeza.
352
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,800
Je! Unajua ikiwa kuna mtu alikufa ndani yake?
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sijui.
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- Hatuelewi kuuliza.
- Hapana, hatuelewi kuuliza.
355
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Nadhani nitaiacha, basi.
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00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,100
Pajamas hizi ni nzuri.
357
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,600
Oh, ndiyo. Wao ni...ni hariri tupu.
358
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,400
Je! unajua kama kuna mtu alikufa ndani yao?
359
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:04,100
Kweli, mwanamke aliingia jana
na gunia kubwa la nguo za kiume
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na akasema mumewe alikufa usingizini,
hivyo angekufa katika hizo.
361
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Nitazichukua.
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00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,200
Tuko nje kwenye bustani, Anne,
kama unataka kujiunga nasi!
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Mh! Mh! Mh!
364
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,300
Tunaweza kucheza hiyo baadaye ukipenda.
365
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Mh! Mh! Mh!
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Ndiyo, hatuhitaji choo sasa hivi, Anne.
367
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Mh! Mh! Mh!
368
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Hapana, Anne. Huyo ndiye nguruwe wa Emma.
Rudisha hilo!
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Lo!
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00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,800
Tutakuletea nyingine.
371
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Katika mji wa pwani wa 0ld Haven,
372
00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:53,300
Emily Howard aliyevalia njuga asiyeshawishi
ameenda kwa matembezi ya utulivu kando ya prom.
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- Ah, chaguo nzuri!
- Ndiyo.
374
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Mimi ni mwanamke.
375
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,200
- Je, wewe ni mwanamke?
- Ndiyo.
376
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,900
Je, si inapendeza kuwa mwanamke? mimi ni mmoja.
377
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Na kuwa mwanamke, napenda maua.
Je, unapenda maua?
378
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:12,700
- Ndiyo.
- Sisi ni kama mbaazi mbili kwenye ganda, sivyo?
379
00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:15,500
Ndiyo. Kweli, lazima nirudi kwa mume wangu.
380
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Ndiyo, nina mume. Wanaweza kuwa mbaya sana
shida, waume hawa, sivyo?
381
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Tunapaswa kujua, kuwa wanawake!
382
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- Je, twende?
- Halo, mimi ni rafiki wa mke wako.
383
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- Sawa?
- Ndiyo, sisi ni wanawake na tulipata kuzungumza.
384
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- Je, sikujui kutoka mahali fulani?
- Sidhani hivyo. Mimi ni mwanamke.
385
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Ndio, ninakujua. Wewe ni Eddie. Eddie Howard.
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- Hapana, mimi ni Emily Howard, mwanamke.
- Tulikuwa tukifanya kazi pamoja.
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- Sijawahi kufanya kazi chini ya kizimbani!
- Ndio, chini ya kizimbani.
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- Unaweza kunihakikishia, sivyo?
- Naam ...
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Wewe, mtoto! Unajua mimi ni mwanamke, sivyo?
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Hapana!
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Wewe, mtu kwenye pwani!
Unajua mimi ni mwanamke, sivyo?
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Hapana, wewe ni mchumba!
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Mimi ni mwanamke na jina langu ni Emily Howard!
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Tazama!
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''Emily Howard.''
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Siku njema!
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Haionekani kuwa hapa.
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Lazima nimetambaa nje.
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- Naam, itakuwa hapa mahali fulani.
- Ndio.
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Na hivyo tunafika mwisho
ya kipindi kingine cha ''Uingereza Ndogo''.
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Ikiwa umefurahia programu hii,
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unaweza kupenda kujua kuwa kuna zingine
programu zinazopatikana kutazama kwenye televisheni,
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kama vile habari, katuni
na programu za magazeti. Habari njema!